That Bananas' got appeal.

I was walking down the sidewalk the other day and nearly slipped on a banana peel laying on the cement mario-kart style. I stood there for a good two minutes marveling at how absurdly cliche it was and yet I had never seen it in real life before. Then I moved it over a little to where I thought was the most likely place that someone's left foot would be placed if they had a medium stride. Diabolical? maybe. but I couldn't just let this beautiful cliche go unnoticed. If I was fishing one gloriously sunny day and caught a boot, I would toss it back in hopes that another gentleman or gentlelady should catch it and revel in the awe of the cliche that almost never happens. I would never strip an upstanding citizin of that honor. I believe it is every American's right to stumble across at least one absurd cliche in their lifetime. Seriously though for the sake of the safety of our fine pedestrians, leave your bananas at home people.